{"product_id":"hijinx-mug-probably-late-for-something","title":"HiJiNX Mug - Probably Late For Something","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"color: #0f3a50;\"\u003eThe Perfect Excuse In A Cup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmbrace your beautifully chaotic schedule with the HiJiNX 'Probably Late For Something' Mug. Whether you're running on five minutes of sleep or just lost track of time scrolling, this cheeky ceramic mug says exactly what you're thinking before you've even had a sip of your morning brew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #0f3a50;\"\u003eGood To Know\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoldly printed to withstand the test of time (even if you can't keep track of it), this mug is an instant conversation starter. It's sturdy enough for your daily caffeine fix and designed to bring a little much-needed humor to the most frantic of mornings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #0f3a50;\"\u003eThe Nitty Gritty\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style: none; padding: 0; margin: 0 0 14px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"display: flex; gap: 8px; align-items: flex-start; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #88b7b6; font-weight: bold; flex-shrink: 0;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from high-quality, durable ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"display: flex; gap: 8px; align-items: flex-start; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #88b7b6; font-weight: bold; flex-shrink: 0;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic 325ml capacity for the perfect pour\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"display: flex; gap: 8px; align-items: flex-start; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #88b7b6; font-weight: bold; flex-shrink: 0;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDishwasher safe for effortless, time-saving cleaning\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"display: flex; gap: 8px; align-items: flex-start; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #88b7b6; font-weight: bold; flex-shrink: 0;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMicrowave safe for when you inevitably forget your coffee and need to reheat it\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #0f3a50;\"\u003ePerfect For...\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe chronically tardy friend, chaotic co-workers, or busy mums who need a laugh with their latte. Make it an extra memorable surprise by adding our signature Gift Wrapping and a personalised handwritten card at checkout!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #0f3a50;\"\u003eA Little Heads Up\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe pack and ship super fast from our Sydney warehouse so your goodies arrive in a flash. Just a warning—HiJiNX mugs fly off the shelves quickly, so grab yours before they vanish! For full delivery timeframes, peek at our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/monsterthreads.com.au\/pages\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HiJiNX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52122218168536,"sku":"HJX038AU","price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0018\/2907\/7045\/files\/4a08ab384e1c954c978732cda624e1a2.jpg?v=1785590406","url":"https:\/\/monsterthreads.com.au\/products\/hijinx-mug-probably-late-for-something","provider":"Monsterthreads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}