{"product_id":"hijinx-mug-not-today","title":"HiJiNX Mug - Not Today","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"color: #0f3a50;\"\u003eFor When You Just Can't Even\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStart your morning with a healthy dose of boundaries! This cheeky 'Not Today' mug by HiJiNX is the perfect desk companion for those days when your coffee needs a little extra attitude. Whether you're avoiding emails, snoozing your alarm, or just need five more minutes, let your mug do the talking while you caffeinate in peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #0f3a50;\"\u003eGood To Know\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sturdy ceramic mug is completely microwave and dishwasher safe, which means you can easily reheat that coffee you forgot about while avoiding your responsibilities. Easy to clean and built to last through countless manic Mondays!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #0f3a50;\"\u003eThe Nitty Gritty\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style: none; padding: 0; margin: 0 0 14px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"display: flex; gap: 8px; align-items: flex-start; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #88b7b6; font-weight: bold; flex-shrink: 0;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from durable, high-quality ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"display: flex; gap: 8px; align-items: flex-start; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #88b7b6; font-weight: bold; flex-shrink: 0;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures a bold, cheeky \"Not Today\" novelty design\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"display: flex; gap: 8px; align-items: flex-start; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #88b7b6; font-weight: bold; flex-shrink: 0;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStandard 325ml capacity for your favourite hot beverages\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"display: flex; gap: 8px; align-items: flex-start; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #88b7b6; font-weight: bold; flex-shrink: 0;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFully dishwasher and microwave safe for easy everyday use\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #0f3a50;\"\u003ePerfect For...\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ultimate cheeky gift for tired coworkers, busy parents, or anyone who appreciates a good sleep-in. Make it extra special by adding our gorgeous gift wrapping and a personalised handwritten greeting card at checkout!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #0f3a50;\"\u003eA Little Heads Up\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese cheeky mugs fly off the shelves fast, so grab yours before they're gone! We pack and ship super fast from our Sydney warehouse so your goodies arrive in a flash. For full delivery timeframes, peek at our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/monsterthreads.com.au\/pages\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HiJiNX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52122225705176,"sku":"HJX040AU","price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0018\/2907\/7045\/files\/dc137ad14f44d8ad8f72797848cb45b5e7d4abc17a16da68da66b8468bfda23c.jpg?v=1785590959","url":"https:\/\/monsterthreads.com.au\/products\/hijinx-mug-not-today","provider":"Monsterthreads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}